borderlands

borderlands is a co-op rpg based in a alien wasteland planet called pandora, bragging about having basilions of guns.
Story:the story is really linear with the classic kill this and steal that, you start out as either the hunter, siren, soldier, or brick, starting with usually a crappy gun thats not worth trying to kill a fly with (assuming you can hit it) it pits you up against a bunch of easy ass bandits (none of which drop better stuff), and then you head into a crappy little town called fyrestone that only has one occupant. that one occupant sends you off to kill some skag (retarded dog alien things) and fix his crappy med vendor, once you do that you get a shield (not that it helps much) bascically long story short you find and kill a roid fucker named sledge and you steal his vault key peice. you go throughout the game traking down other thugs and killing them for their key peice, once you open that crappy vault suprize you have to fight every japanese school girls worst nightmare, something that looks to be a hentai tentacle rape monster, named the destroyer (of pussy) just to find out youve been tricked by the vault legend and didnt get shit for your trouble, better yet they make you do it all over again in a playthrough 2 just to find out there is no extra ending , your big reward is to have every beast on pandora has been raised to level 50, and the game turns into something i like to call a first-person looter.
Music: the music is nothing more than some crappy ambience and battle music that usually shows up after you finish a fight.
graphics: one of the more redeming propertys of this game is its comic book style graphics and shadeing
so its scores are:
Story:7.5/10
Music:3/10
graphics:8.5/10
Over-all:8
Buy,pass, or rent: buy

darkdiamond87 wrote:

borderlands...
its scores are:
Story:7.5/10
Music:3/10
graphics:8.5/10
Over-all:8
Buy,pass, or rent: buy

um....id give it a 10/10 for its massive replay value

Buy,pass,barrow, or rent:barrow